AIDS DANGER !!! for 50 YEAR AND ABOVE

AIDS WARNING !
To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this email is especially for you............. read carefully...


SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS IN SINGAPORE ONLY!
Please click here for PROOF.


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HEARING AIDS
















BAND AIDS
















ROLL AIDS












WALKING AIDS

















MEDICAL AIDS















GOVERNMENT AIDS














MOST OF ALL,





MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!
















Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)















I'm only sending this to my 'old' friends.
I love to see you smile.
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

HAVE A GOOD LAUGH, THE WORLD BEST MEDICINE.




SOURCE;
From: Lai Ngoh
Sent: Monday, February 28, 2011 10:19 AM
To: Rita ; Chiew Gim; connie; cynthia Loke; Valerie Lam
Subject: FW: AIDS WARNING

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Here is a light joke before we carry on with another post !!! Good for your heart.

THE PERFECT HUSBAND.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man turns on the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the New 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$90,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000'

MAN: 'Well, go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it.. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.


*He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'*



Source:
From: Bessie
Sent: Tuesday, November 17, 2009 11:11 AM
Subject: THE PERFECT HUSBAND